Department of Puns

No pun is funny until it’s fully groan.

Clean, kind wordplay, reviewed by the Pun-dent. New submissions will soon be accepted for official consideration.

Did you know bees are allergic to pollen? We know that because they develop hives!

Animals

Where did Noah keep the bees? In the ark-hive.

Animals

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

Everyday life

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

Food

If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?

Food

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works. Then it struck me.

Science

What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.

Weather

I never wanted to believe my friend was stealing from his job as a road worker. But the signs were all there.

Work

When you clean out your vacuum cleaner, do you become a vacuum cleaner?

Everyday life